http://evilwontwin.yuku.com/forums/9 en-us Copyright 2006, Yuku feeds@yuku.com (FeedMaster) webmaster@yuku.com (WebMaster) Fri, 20 Nov 2009 20:20:39 GMT Yuku Feeds 1.0 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss 60 Yuku http://static.yuku.com//feed/bypass/images/button-yuku.png http://evilwontwin.yuku.com/forums/9 Yuku - free hosted forums and profiles 88 31 {pics-1.1 "http://www.icra.org/ratingsv02.html" l gen true for "http://yuku.com" r (nz 1 vz 1 lz 1 oz 1 cz 1 ) "http://www.rsac.org/ratingsv01.html" l gen true for "http://yuku.com" r (n 0 s 0 v 0 l 0 )) Search Search Domain q http://yuku.com/search/direct/ <![CDATA[ KU Mangino Joke ]]> http://evilwontwin.yuku.com/topic/16054/t/KU-Mangino-Joke.html
The story goes that he was on a recruiting trip and tried to find a recruit's house to give his sales pitch about coming to Kansas. He was travelling on I-35 and couldn't find the exit for the I-435 Loop. So, he pulled into a convenience store and asked the clerk "How do I get to... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (Bob Hulsey) http://evilwontwin.yuku.com/topic/16054 Fri, 20 Nov 2009 20:17:44 GMT <![CDATA[ A little not-so-late-night humor: ]]> http://evilwontwin.yuku.com/topic/15941/t/A-little-not-so-late-night-humor-.html
Authorities are calling it a "hANUS crime" and "a disASSterous situation.

]]> feeds@yuku.com (jb2k1) http://evilwontwin.yuku.com/topic/15941 Wed, 30 Sep 2009 11:05:16 GMT <![CDATA[ Warning from Pakistan: ]]> http://evilwontwin.yuku.com/topic/15925/t/Warning-from-Pakistan-.html
Warning from Pakistan
feeds@yuku.com (jb2k1) http://evilwontwin.yuku.com/topic/15925 Fri, 25 Sep 2009 19:14:49 GMT <![CDATA[ Late Night Jokes from Newsmax ]]> http://evilwontwin.yuku.com/topic/15923/t/Late-Night-Jokes-from-Newsmax.html The Jay Leno Show

● "Authorities are warning that entertainment complexes, hotels, motels, and transit systems could be targets of terrorism. Well, thanks for narrowing it down! You know the safest place to be now? Airplanes."

● "Yesterday at the U.N., Barack Obama told world leaders, "Don't expect the U.S. to solve... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (jb2k1) http://evilwontwin.yuku.com/topic/15923 Fri, 25 Sep 2009 12:23:28 GMT <![CDATA[ Late-Night Jokes from Newsmax... ]]> http://evilwontwin.yuku.com/topic/15919/t/Late-Night-Jokes-from-Newsmax-.html The Jay Leno Show

● It's the first day of autumn. In a statement, Sarah Palin said the dying leaves are because of Obama's healthcare plan.

● I'm getting a little worried about President Obama - he hasn't been on a TV show in almost 11 hours, ...is he OK?

● The fall season is a little different this year -- even squirrels are distancing themselves from ACORN.

● Because of all these scandals, the... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (jb2k1) http://evilwontwin.yuku.com/topic/15919 Wed, 23 Sep 2009 11:46:56 GMT <![CDATA[ Circle Flies ]]> http://evilwontwin.yuku.com/topic/15905/t/Circle-Flies.html Circle Flies

A cowboy from Texas attends a townhall meeting where Barack Obama is trying to gather more support for his Healthcare Plan. Once he... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (jb2k1) http://evilwontwin.yuku.com/topic/15905 Mon, 21 Sep 2009 07:13:16 GMT <![CDATA[ A neutron walks into a bar... ]]> http://evilwontwin.yuku.com/topic/15884/t/A-neutron-walks-into-a-bar-.html
The bartender replies, "for you, no charge."
]]> feeds@yuku.com (pillage) http://evilwontwin.yuku.com/topic/15884 Tue, 15 Sep 2009 00:21:03 GMT <![CDATA[ Possible JOKE OF THE YEAR! ]]> http://evilwontwin.yuku.com/topic/15819/t/Possible-JOKE-OF-THE-YEAR-.html A U.S. Marine squad was patrolling north of Fallujah when they came upon an Iraqi terrorist, badly injured and unconscious. On the opposite side of the road was an American Marine in a similar but less serious condition. The Marine was conscious and alert, and as first aid was given to both men, the squad leader asked the injured Marine what had happened.... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (jb2k1) http://evilwontwin.yuku.com/topic/15819 Mon, 24 Aug 2009 12:38:03 GMT <![CDATA[ CATHOLIC SHAMPOO ]]> http://evilwontwin.yuku.com/topic/15747/t/CATHOLIC-SHAMPOO.html CATHOLIC SHAMPOO

While shopping in a food store, two nuns happened to pass by the beer cooler. One nun said to the other, "Wouldn't a nice cold beer or two taste wonderful on a hot summer... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (jb2k1) http://evilwontwin.yuku.com/topic/15747 Sat, 08 Aug 2009 10:21:05 GMT <![CDATA[ Mississippi Grandma Goes to Court... ]]> http://evilwontwin.yuku.com/topic/15727/t/Mississippi-Grandma-Goes-to-Court-.html Lawyers should never ask a Mississippi grandma any question if they aren't prepared for the answer.

In a trial, a small-town Mississippi prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know me?"

She responded, "Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (jb2k1) http://evilwontwin.yuku.com/topic/15727 Sun, 02 Aug 2009 17:20:23 GMT <![CDATA[ Updated joke -- Democratic pups ]]> http://evilwontwin.yuku.com/topic/15675/t/Updated-joke-Democratic-pups.html Y'all may have heard this one before, but I thought about this this morning while listening to Limbaugh. You could fill in the blanks with any Dem politician; I first heard this one with Gore / Clinton as the two butts of the joke. You'll understand when you read it. Enjoy!

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... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (jb2k1) http://evilwontwin.yuku.com/topic/15675 Fri, 24 Jul 2009 14:26:31 GMT <![CDATA[ Late Night Jokes from Newsmax.com ]]> http://evilwontwin.yuku.com/topic/15663/t/Late-Night-Jokes-from-Newsmax-com.html (Who's ready for the 2nd Coming of Jay Leno?! I know I AM!)

Late Night Jokes from... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (jb2k1) http://evilwontwin.yuku.com/topic/15663 Wed, 22 Jul 2009 19:00:22 GMT <![CDATA[ A Country Boy ]]> http://evilwontwin.yuku.com/topic/15623/t/A-Country-Boy.html A Country Boy image


...When... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (jb2k1) http://evilwontwin.yuku.com/topic/15623 Tue, 14 Jul 2009 10:56:19 GMT <![CDATA[ Gore, Clinton & Obama in heaven... ]]> http://evilwontwin.yuku.com/topic/15621/t/Gore-Clinton-Obama-in-heaven-.html Al Gore, Bill Clinton and Barack Obama go to heaven, and God addresses Al Gore first.

''Al, what do you believe in?''

Al replies: "Well, I believe in protecting the environment, and loving Mother Earth. And that I won that election, but that it was Your will that I did not serve. And I've come to understand that now.''... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (jb2k1) http://evilwontwin.yuku.com/topic/15621 Mon, 13 Jul 2009 09:49:07 GMT <![CDATA[ Tinkle ]]> http://evilwontwin.yuku.com/topic/15611/t/Tinkle.html Tinkle

A woman who was pregnant with triplets was walking down the street, when a masked gunman ran out of a bank and shot her three times in the stomach.

Luckily the babies were OK. The surgeon decided to leave the bullets in because it was too risky to operate.

She gave birth to two healthy daughters and a healthy son.

All was fine for 12 years, and then one daughter came running to her parents'... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (jb2k1) http://evilwontwin.yuku.com/topic/15611 Sat, 11 Jul 2009 14:25:43 GMT <![CDATA[ Only a Texan will understand... ]]> http://evilwontwin.yuku.com/topic/15608/t/Only-a-Texan-will-understand-.html

Only a Texan will understand...


An attractive young lady in a sleazy part of the Old Galveston Strand area... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (jb2k1) http://evilwontwin.yuku.com/topic/15608 Sat, 11 Jul 2009 13:52:52 GMT <![CDATA[ My kind of gun control, ... ]]> http://evilwontwin.yuku.com/topic/15508/t/My-kind-of-gun-control-.html "To the Guy Who Tried to Mug Me in Downtown Eugene night before last.


Date: 2009-04-23, 6:43 AM EST

I was the guy with the black Burberry jacket that you demanded I hand over, shortly after you pulled the knife on me and my wife, Jane. You also asked for my wife's purse and earrings.

I hope you somehow come across this message. I'd like to apologize.

I... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (jb2k1) http://evilwontwin.yuku.com/topic/15508 Sun, 21 Jun 2009 15:51:43 GMT <![CDATA[ The + sign... ]]> http://evilwontwin.yuku.com/topic/15507/t/The-sign-.html Little Zachary was doing quite poorly http://evilwontwin.yuku.com/topic/15507 Sun, 21 Jun 2009 14:40:28 GMT <![CDATA[ Good coaching... ]]> http://evilwontwin.yuku.com/topic/15506/t/Good-coaching-.html At one point during a game, the coach called one of his 9-year-old baseball players aside and asked, "Do you understand what cooperation is? ...What a team is?"

The little boy nodded in the affirmative.

"Do you understand that what matters is whether we win or lose together as a team?"

The little boy nodded yes.

"So," the coach continued, "I'm sure you know, when... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (jb2k1) http://evilwontwin.yuku.com/topic/15506 Sun, 21 Jun 2009 14:28:09 GMT <![CDATA[ Another Red State Update: ]]> http://evilwontwin.yuku.com/topic/15473/t/Another-Red-State-Update-.html

http://www.redstateupdate.com/profiles/blogs/holocaust-museum-abortion

And while you're there, check out the "Dick Cheney Book Deal" link. ]]> feeds@yuku.com (jb2k1) http://evilwontwin.yuku.com/topic/15473 Mon, 15 Jun 2009 13:57:27 GMT