http://evilwontwin.yuku.com/forums/9 en-us Copyright 2006, Yuku feeds@yuku.com (FeedMaster) webmaster@yuku.com (WebMaster) Sat, 17 May 2008 04:13:02 GMT Yuku Feeds 1.0 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss 60 Yuku http://static.yuku.com//feed/bypass/images/button-yuku.png http://evilwontwin.yuku.com/forums/9 Yuku - free hosted forums and profiles 88 31 {pics-1.1 "http://www.icra.org/ratingsv02.html" l gen true for "http://yuku.com" r (nz 1 vz 1 lz 1 oz 1 cz 1 ) "http://www.rsac.org/ratingsv01.html" l gen true for "http://yuku.com" r (n 0 s 0 v 0 l 0 )) Search Search Domain q http://yuku.com/search/direct/ <![CDATA[ Random Thoughts... ]]> http://evilwontwin.yuku.com/topic/13639/t/Random-Thoughts-.html

I got these on an email, and thought they were kinda funny. Enjoy -- Jimbob:
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I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it.

http://evilwontwin.yuku.com/topic/13639 Wed, 07 May 2008 10:17:04 GMT <![CDATA[ Carlos Mencia at his best! ]]> http://evilwontwin.yuku.com/topic/13480/t/Carlos-Mencia-at-his-best-.html
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DDNqJadyeho ]]> feeds@yuku.com (jb2k1) http://evilwontwin.yuku.com/topic/13480 Tue, 15 Apr 2008 08:05:13 GMT <![CDATA[ Obama / Clinton debate ]]> http://evilwontwin.yuku.com/topic/13479/t/Obama-Clinton-debate.html
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qfILtpErX28&feature=related ]]> feeds@yuku.com (jb2k1) http://evilwontwin.yuku.com/topic/13479 Tue, 15 Apr 2008 06:39:07 GMT <![CDATA[ HAPPY EASTER! ]]> http://evilwontwin.yuku.com/topic/13261/t/HAPPY-EASTER-.html A lady opened her refrigerator and saw a rabbit sitting on one of the shelves.
'What are you doing in there?'
She asked.... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (jb2k1) http://evilwontwin.yuku.com/topic/13261 Mon, 17 Mar 2008 12:18:19 GMT <![CDATA[ Air Force test ]]> http://evilwontwin.yuku.com/topic/13104/t/Air-Force-test.html
http://tinyurl.com/56t9u ]]> feeds@yuku.com (jb2k1) http://evilwontwin.yuku.com/topic/13104 Wed, 20 Feb 2008 15:51:06 GMT <![CDATA[ Women Drivers ]]> http://evilwontwin.yuku.com/topic/13096/t/Women-Drivers.html Maxine took her car to her mechanic.

She told him "Every time I take any of my friends out in my car, after a while there is this terrible smell !!. It never happens when I am driving alone"??

This intrigued the mechanic, so he said, "OK, lets go for a spin and see what the problem is."

Off they went. She drove down a one-way street in the wrong direction at 70 MPH, swerving, hitting the curb on both sides of the... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (Astro since 73) http://evilwontwin.yuku.com/topic/13096 Tue, 19 Feb 2008 11:14:03 GMT <![CDATA[ The Answer is.....YES!!!! ]]> http://evilwontwin.yuku.com/topic/13077/t/The-Answer-is-YES-.html


]]> feeds@yuku.com (Speedy08) http://evilwontwin.yuku.com/topic/13077 Fri, 15 Feb 2008 22:42:22 GMT <![CDATA[ Hillary and the schoolkids ]]> http://evilwontwin.yuku.com/topic/13076/t/Hillary-and-the-schoolkids.html Presidential candidate Hillary Clinton goes to a primary school in New York to talk to the kids about their concerns and world matters. After her talk she offers a question time.

... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (jb2k1) http://evilwontwin.yuku.com/topic/13076 Fri, 15 Feb 2008 19:40:48 GMT <![CDATA[ Dad's got a Potty-Mouth! ]]> http://evilwontwin.yuku.com/topic/13060/t/Dad-s-got-a-Potty-Mouth-.html I got this one on email yesterday from a lady-friend:

"One day my mother was out and my dad was in charge of me and my brother who is four years older than I am. I was maybe 1 and a half years old and had just recovered from an accident in which my arm had been broken among other injuries.

Someone had given me a little 'tea set' as a get-well gift and it was one of my favorite toys. Daddy was in the living room engrossed... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (jb2k1) http://evilwontwin.yuku.com/topic/13060 Tue, 12 Feb 2008 07:31:07 GMT <![CDATA[ 36 Rules of Life to Seriously Consider ]]> http://evilwontwin.yuku.com/topic/13036/t/36-Rules-of-Life-to-Seriously-Consider.html
2. Don't worry about what people think; they don't do it very often.

3. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian anymore than standing in a garage makes you a car.

4. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

5. If you must choose between two evils -- pick the one you've never tried before.

6. My idea of... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (jb2k1) http://evilwontwin.yuku.com/topic/13036 Tue, 05 Feb 2008 10:54:52 GMT <![CDATA[ Breast-feeding on a plane ]]> http://evilwontwin.yuku.com/topic/13035/t/Breast-feeding-on-a-plane.html During a commercial airline flight, a Navy Pilot was seated next to a young mother with a babe in arms.

When the baby began crying during the descent for landing, the mother began nursing the infant as discreetly as possible. The pilot pretended not to notice and, upon debarking, he gallantly offered his assistance to help with the various baby-related ecoutrements.

When the young mother expressed her gratitude, the pilot responded,... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (jb2k1) http://evilwontwin.yuku.com/topic/13035 Tue, 05 Feb 2008 10:24:50 GMT <![CDATA[ Bubba at the swimming hole ]]> http://evilwontwin.yuku.com/topic/13034/t/Bubba-at-the-swimming-hole.html
"It's those big baggy swimming trunks that make you look like an old fool! They're years outta style. Your best bet is to grab yourself a pair of Speedos -- about two sizes too little, and drop a fist-sized tater down inside them. I'm telling ya man, ...you'll have all the babes you want!"
... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (jb2k1) http://evilwontwin.yuku.com/topic/13034 Tue, 05 Feb 2008 10:17:12 GMT <![CDATA[ The naked man & his bucket ]]> http://evilwontwin.yuku.com/topic/13033/t/The-naked-man-his-bucket.html The weather was very hot and this man wanted desperately to take a dive in a nearby lake. He didn't bring his swim trunks, but who cared? He was all alone. So he undressed and jumped into the water.

After some delightful minutes of cool swimming, a pair of old ladies walked along the shore in his direction. He panicked, got out of the water and grabbed a bucket lying in the sand nearby. He held the bucket in front of his private parts and... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (jb2k1) http://evilwontwin.yuku.com/topic/13033 Tue, 05 Feb 2008 10:09:19 GMT <![CDATA[ What Causes Arthritis? ]]> http://evilwontwin.yuku.com/topic/13032/t/What-Causes-Arthritis-.html
A drunk... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (jb2k1) http://evilwontwin.yuku.com/topic/13032 Tue, 05 Feb 2008 10:03:12 GMT <![CDATA[ An Oldie, but a Goodie! ]]> http://evilwontwin.yuku.com/topic/12922/t/An-Oldie-but-a-Goodie-.html (You may have heard this one before, but it's still one of my favorites! The visual imagery is a killer! Enjoy! -- Jimbob)

A well-meaning, good ol' boy, went to his weekly counseling session, sporting one of the biggest shiners the counselor had ever seen. "What happened to you!?" the counselor questioned.

"Aw, it's kinda hard to say, ...but it happened at church yesterday," the guy tried to explain.

"At... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (jb2k1) http://evilwontwin.yuku.com/topic/12922 Sun, 06 Jan 2008 20:45:00 GMT <![CDATA[ Blind man ]]> http://evilwontwin.yuku.com/topic/1726/t/Blind-man.html
So the husband and the blind man decide to walk. After a while, the husband gets irritated by the ticking of the stick of the blind man as he taps it on the sidewalk, and says to him, Why don't you put a piece of rubber at the end of your stick? That ticking... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (beetlebaum) http://evilwontwin.yuku.com/topic/1726 Thu, 13 Dec 2007 11:46:52 GMT <![CDATA[ The talking brass clock ]]> http://evilwontwin.yuku.com/topic/1727/t/The-talking-brass-clock.html
"What's with the big brass gong?" one guest asked.

It's not a gong. It's a talking clock," the drunk replied.

"A talking clock? Seriously?" asked his astonished friend.

"Yup," replied the drunk.

"How's it work?" the friend asked, squinting at... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (beetlebaum) http://evilwontwin.yuku.com/topic/1727 Sat, 10 Nov 2007 13:41:19 GMT <![CDATA[ ...Don't they! ]]> http://evilwontwin.yuku.com/topic/1728/t/-Don-t-they-.html tabouli and a pint of goat's milk. The older of the mothers pulls a bag out of her
purse and starts flipping through photos. And they start reminiscing.

"This is my oldest son Mohammed. He would be 24 years old now," remarks the older woman.

"Yes, I remember him as a baby," says the other mother cheerfully.

"He's a martyr now though," mum confides.

"Oh,... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (beetlebaum) http://evilwontwin.yuku.com/topic/1728 Sat, 10 Nov 2007 13:35:04 GMT <![CDATA[ Roosters, pullets, & politics ]]> http://evilwontwin.yuku.com/topic/1729/t/Roosters-pullets-amp-politics.html
The farmer kept records and any rooster that didn't perform went into the soup pot and was replaced. That took an awful lot of his time, so he bought a set of tiny bells and attached them to his roosters.

Each bell had a different tone so John could tell from a distance which... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (beetlebaum) http://evilwontwin.yuku.com/topic/1729 Fri, 26 Oct 2007 17:52:42 GMT <![CDATA[ AOL Layoffs ]]> http://evilwontwin.yuku.com/topic/1730/t/AOL-Layoffs.html Jimbob
Remembering '05 & wanting to go there again!
Oh, put me in, Coach, I'm ready to play... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (jb2k1) http://evilwontwin.yuku.com/topic/1730 Mon, 22 Oct 2007 18:55:05 GMT