Maybe Tim Purpura can work the phone during the game, and make a trade with the Royals, to acquire Scott Elarton ?

That way if he throws a perfect game or no hitter, we can cheer for it, because he would technically be an Astros again.

Hopefully I jinxed Elarton's perfection and no-no. But he gets Berkman out to leadoff bottom 5th. 13 up and 13 down so far.

:sleep :sleep :sleep :sleep

I am yawning now.