Gliding??!!! :lol I don't think I would describe my venture into 2-stepping as gliding. That would mean I actually 2-stepped?!

I think I should stick to my carpenter Brick House dance. :\ Or YMCA. Interchangeable! :lol

Today's George The Stray Kitten that is costing me too much $$$ story:

Somebody (meaning a kid) dropped the bag of catnip that's been in the pantry forever on the pantry floor. Naturally somebody did not sweep it up. I open the pantry to find George rolling around trying to absord all this catnip into his little kitten body. First, he kept attacking the broom while I was trying to sweep it up. He then sat on Traci's lap at the computer and tried to attack the mouse arrow. He kept banging his head on the computer screen trying to get that arrow. Then he slept for 3 hours on Tara's old Comfy Couch (from her favorite show years ago, The Big Comfy Couch.) It's a replica that was made for Barbies. The kids spent an hour trying to find him, thinking he got outside somehow. They were in a panic, so I had to comb the street, calling "here kitty, kitty."

Good one, George! He was probably kitty snickering at me while stretched out on the Comfy Couch sleeping off the catnip.

Luckily, my voice is coming back! :lol