Yeah, I was thinking more of the Benny Hill sketches where everyone ran around in double time with their pants around their ankles. :lol

Seriously, if he's talking to a third of the teams then this team is serious about bringing in a hitter. I agree that Soriano and Lee are HUGE risks, but can anyone rack their brain as to other names that could be potential Astros? This club has a habit of bringing in a surprise name and we (me especially) seem to be locked in on Tejada.
I'm down with OBP (yeah you know me).