I'm about to call the "Sean and John show" in a few minutes just to give myself a little bit of a practice test.

They just said the number to call, so it's the same...

If I don't throw up live on the air right now or totally pass out and lose consciousness, I'll know whether or not I can do this.

Either way, I'm about to find out if I can do this for the first time since 1999...

I'm shaking right now. My body is shaking. I can feel the pressure and I'm calling right now!

I'm going to talk about the Astros and this upcoming series against the Florida Marlins, but I may say something about the Rockets or Texans...

I don't even know what the heck I'm going to say, but I'm going to call...

I'm actually listening to the show live right now, but via the website, because I don't have my radio on right now.

I'm about to call the show in a few minutes and I'll be put on hold...

I'm charging up my cell phone at this second.

They haven't even gotten to any calls yet and the show is nearly 20 minutes deep. I have to go to the restroom, but I'll hold it in and just call right now...

This is going to be a total failure on my part, but I'd rather fail now so I can succeed later on...