I'm like a former MLB All-Star pitcher with a damaged arm who just made his first rehab start during a double-A game, and I just gave up 7 earned runs on 10 hits in only one inning!

That's how I would judge my awful performance today on the "Sean and John" show...

The crowd is booing me now as I walk off the field!

I may have been the worst caller in the history of talk-show radio today.

I'm frustrated and disappointed with myself right now.

I hope David Nuno doesn't have a way of listening to my awful performance on the Sean and John show today, because I would be incredibly embarrassed if he heard it.

I feel like that song "Over My Head" by The Fray.