First of all, pitches bouncing off Toyota center wouldn't be bad because that would be a foul ball nearly behind home plate. Secondly, I would point out that Brad Aumsus has won the daily double. He is a winner of the Golden Balls award (most appealing athlete to homosexuals) and is a frequent visitor in women's fantasies (as my wife tells me). I guess I'm just not going to get too concerned. He said he had a dead arm. It happens early in the season at times. I suppose I didn't see enough to indicate serious injury or that he's suddenly lost it. He had a horrible outing. Santana got rocked today and Sabathia got rocked last night. It happens. I'm not saying he's definitely going to go back to being the old Roy the next time around, but I'm not going to freak out either.

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