I'd be lying if I said I was crying this morning. Cubs fans, meet Miss Karma, ain't she a bitch?! Hope it's a long, cold, miserable winter for everyone in Wrigleyville. How much must a team and its fans suck to get a crotchety old fart like me to actually cheer for a numbskull like Manny? Nothing in the world this morning can top the Wrigley 9 on the suck-o-meter. God, it's a beautiful day.

Never confuse character with geography - - - Red Smith