Put the bullpen on a seperate team bus and have the bus driver head for Mexico.

Nail Garner's feet to the dugout until at least the 7th inning.

Have Biggio's bat give him an electric shock when swinging at a 3 foot outside slider.

Have Ausmus give the ball to the umpire and have him try to throw runners out.

Of course, a team bus full of Cardinals going to Mexico wouldn't be a bad thing.
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