Jose de Jesus de Juarez de Juan de chimichanga de Ortiz struck again in his latest piece on the issue. According to De to the fourth power, the club plans to keep Correa and Springer together so that can learn to win together. This is news to everyone considering the two have never played in an official game together. De4 corrected his mistake later by changing it to singleton and springer, but that might have elicited more confusion. Two things are clear from this exchange. First, the chronicle needs to invest in better copy editors. Second, I pray to God that De4 doesn't replace Brian Smith as the beat writer.

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