And sadly, that's probably the best come back you can come up with when someone brings up the fact that Duckworth sucks.

I have to give you credit: I've never seen anyone who was so attached to such a bad player. I'm impressed with your staying power, but even you have to realize the writing's on the wall. Bowa or no Bowa, he's not very good.
"The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese." Steven Wright