Its easy to determine if the Astros are going to win tonight.
Once we learn which Buchholtz the Astros are starting tonight.
Taylor Buchholtz is 6-3 with a 2.32 ERA
Pretty Spiffy..even by Roger and Roy Standards.
However evil twin "Helena" Buchholtz is 0-5 with a whopping 16.71 ERA
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Other facts about "Helena" Buchholtz
Favorite All Time Player is Garry Maddox
Favorite Childhood Team New York Mets
Hates Children and Dogs
Is the lead singer for band "My Chemical Romance"
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Lets hope Taylor gets the start tonight.
"If you fill your barn with grain, you get mice. If you leave it empty you get actors."
Bill Vaughn
Bill Vaughn
