A man and his wife are traveling down a country road in the dead of winter late one evening, when their headlights picked up something black and white lying on
the side of the road. "Stop!" the woman says. "Back-up! ...there's an animal who needs our help!"
The husband stops, puts the car in reverse, and slowly backs up till his headlights pick up the object again. His wife hops out and makes her way carefully across the frozen ground. She stoops and picks up the object, which turns out to be a baby skunk. She's surprised when the little skunk stirs from his slumber, but doesn't mind being handled by the woman.
She returns to their warm vehicle, and eases her way back into her seat cuddling the baby skunk. "Look honey, it's a baby skunk! He's half-frozen. How should I warm him up?"
Well, since she was wearing a dress, the husband says, "Just stick him under your skirt between your legs."
"Oooh, ...but, what about the smell?" she asks.
"Just hold him by his little ears," the husband replies, and chuckles to himself.
The husband eventually recovered from the beating his wife gave him with the baby skunk.
The baby skunk didn't make it.
The car had to be sold for junk because of the smell.
The husband stops, puts the car in reverse, and slowly backs up till his headlights pick up the object again. His wife hops out and makes her way carefully across the frozen ground. She stoops and picks up the object, which turns out to be a baby skunk. She's surprised when the little skunk stirs from his slumber, but doesn't mind being handled by the woman.
She returns to their warm vehicle, and eases her way back into her seat cuddling the baby skunk. "Look honey, it's a baby skunk! He's half-frozen. How should I warm him up?"
Well, since she was wearing a dress, the husband says, "Just stick him under your skirt between your legs."
"Oooh, ...but, what about the smell?" she asks.
"Just hold him by his little ears," the husband replies, and chuckles to himself.
The husband eventually recovered from the beating his wife gave him with the baby skunk.
The baby skunk didn't make it.
The car had to be sold for junk because of the smell.
