
" I wish the Houston Astros didn't trade me, because then I wouldn't be able to lose games to them. I am so upset at myself for losing this game tonight. Even worse, I don't think I put on any deodorant before the game. Hey Todd, come over and take a sniff at my armpit. Does it smell like I used extra antiperspirant protection ? Oh heck, I might as well just use Right Guard next time. I hear Right Guard Sport Antiperspirant & Deodorant Aerosol gives me a better smell, so I can feel fresh next time and not blow games to my former team. "

